Changed Residence? -- No, but I thought about it.
Changed Haircut? -- I wish. Maybe in '04.
Changed Email Address? -- Nope.
Changed Cars? -- Yes, baby! 2003 F-150.
Gone on a Vacation? -- Yep. Chi-town.
Outside of the Continental US? -- Nope.
Made New Friends? -- Yes.
Let Old Friends fall out of contact? -- Yes.
Been to a Funeral? -- Yes.
Been to a Birth? -- No. Wow. What a question?
Dated Someone? -- Yes.
Exclusively? -- Not really.
Fallen in Love? -- Not that I know of.
Fallen out of Love? -- Not that I know of.
Told someone you loved them (romantically)? -- No.
Told someone you loved them (non-romantically)? -- Probably.
Cried in front of someone? -- Once. In December.
Went to a movie alone? -- Yes -- For the first time as an adult.
Baked a cake? -- No, but I decorated one.
Mailed a birthday card? -- Probably not. I'm a shitty friend.
Thrown a party? -- Nope.
Thrown a punch? -- I don't think so... not a real one, at least.
Taken a punch? -- Nope.
Urinated somewhere other than a bathroom? -- I'm guessing so.
While still wearing your clothes? -- Probably. Who pee's naked?
Vomitted from drinking too much? -- Not since October 1998.
Taken Naked Pictures? -- Hrm. I'll never tell.
Sent them to someone Via Email? -- Heh. Heh.
Had Sex? -- A few times.
Sober? -- Yep.
Or on a Bathroom Floor? -- No. But do I get points for the kitchen?
Lied about an Orgasm? -- No. It's hard to do.
Cheated on Someone? -- Define cheat.
Used Illegal Drugs? -- Never.
Drunken Bar Makeout? -- Not makeout, but druken bar kisses.
Stiffed a cabbie and then ran? -- No.
Gone to work in the clothes you were wearing the night before? -- Not to work.
Ran a redlight? -- Probably.
Bludgened someone with a hard object (2x4, baseball bat, etc) ? -- What the hell?