So it's 3:38 and the paper *still* isn't done. It's only five pages... And, by golly, I do have the ability to put words together with some sort of order & purpose. So why is the paper not done yet? Well, because it's about bloody El Nino. And I don't know much about El Nino. And I've found that a suprising number of authors and textbooks share my knowledge.
Fletch, if you don't finish the paper... You. Will. Not. Graduate. Okay... Maybe I'm motivated now. Okay... nah.