What the hell is wrong with this picture?
Do I need to write "Getting Crazy for Dummies" and hand it to the roomie? Sure, I know... I've been sitting here all night. So what makes it so wrong for him to come in early? Well, it's because he's 19. I'm almost 24. I've drank myself silly. Had crazy monkey sex until the wee hours of the morning. Woke up in odd places. Woke up with odd people. I've made late night road trips for no reason. I've had my fair share of fun. And after being awake for 35 of the last 37 hours, I figured I'm entitled to sit on my ass and rest a while.
How did I manage to make college an eventful experience? Well, it certainly wasn't accomplished by coming in before 1 a.m. on a Friday night. How can this boy ever take something away from the college experience if he's more worried about meeting his bedtime than he is about having a good time? Oh, that's right. He must be one of those here for the degree. :-)
Actually, I think you can do both. And I hope that sometime next year, I'll be proof of it.