February 4th, 2004

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A Proclamation

WHEREAS, One Jeanne Rice (jmr1331) of Omaha, Nebraska has endured the hardships of life for 29 years and two days.

WHEREAS, She deserves as much recognition and celebration for not only her birthday but for her committment to being a good friend through good times and bad.

WHEREAS, Thomas Fletcher (fletch31526) is a dumbass and allowed his (seriously) hectic schedule to prevent him from calling Ms. Rice and wishing her a happy birthday.

NOW, THEREFORE: I, Thomas Fletcher, member & chief officer of the Men's Dumbass Club, do hereby proclaim Wednesday, February 4, 2004 as JEANNE DESERVES A BETTER FRIEND THAN I BUT I HOPE SHE FORGIVES ME Day.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have here unto set my hand and caused the Great Seal of Fletch to be affixed, this 4th day of February, 2004.
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