July 13th, 2001

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My not-so-bright little brother

My mother made it in Thursday night from her trip. She couldn't help but notice the grocery sack of empty Bud Light cans. Of course, they belong to my brother who didn't bother to get them out of the house before she made it home. No one ever accused him of not knowing how to have a good time... but, then again, no one ever accused him of being a rocket scientist, either.
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Friday the 13th

It just dawned on me that it's Friday the 13th. I've been writing Thursday the 12th all day long... but for some reason, I never made the connection. You see, it's all this school work I'm doing. It's fried my brain. I'm just not used to going to class in July.

Did you ever see the movie Saturday the 14th? I remember renting it once upon a blue moon and it being totally stupid. Other than that, I don't remember a single detail about it. I believe it was supposed to be a spoof of the Friday the 13th movies.
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Sleeping In? Nah.

On the one morning I get to sleep in (today), I was awakened about 8 a.m. for an accident. Someone had reported a two-car accident with one car flipped upside down. When we got there, we found one car stuck in a ditch with no damage and no one hurt. That bugs me. Call the police and tell them a car is in the ditch. Why would you need to lie?