"I know that there are three Alan Shores. The good, the bad and the naughty. The good Alan, the man that I saw today in court, is honorable and decent. But you can't bear the burden of being that man. Thus the bad Alan, who lays to waste everything in his life that seems right. I do have intentions. My intentions are to get beyond the bad which I've tried to do again and again by appealing to the good. But it appears to me that perhaps I should be appealing to the naughty."

- Tara Wilson to Alan Shore
Episode 1-05, Boston Legal

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me
Oh, no

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me

I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said

'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said

'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me

Oh, no... that the joke was on me

Oh...

Written by Robin Gibb
Performed by the Bee Gees